What's my favourite pastime?

So I like having fun by myself.

.....don't. It's not that kind of fun.

What I'm really trying to say is I like to spy on people and try to figure out if they can see me spying on them or not. I know what you're thinking, "Odi, why are you such a creepy mofo! Why do you look at random people for your favourite pastime? Why do you keep people's hairs in your room?" But all I can reply to is I find these things interesting.

Because you see, I live in a two-storey place and people don't know if it's actually a residency. They used this place back then as an office because the first floor is a mechanic shop, but apparently it didn't work out so they decided to turn this into a lively and charming apartment. And people often times didn't believe it when I said to them I live at the garage, so I use that power to "oversee" people, more likely drunk ones since they are entertaining to watch. It's like being a police officer!

Something's wrong there. Two-storey height?

Much....better?

That looked like the fashion police instead of a really strict one. "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, THOSE BOOTS ARE VIOLATING THE LAWS OF ATTRACTIVENESS." Anyway, you can clearly see my mad photoshop skills right there.

But yeah, these people, these drunk people are entertaining to watch because if you turn off all the lights and starts shooting potatoes with the spud gun (the small toy one, not the actual 400 gigatons ones) at them, they wouldn't have a clue on where it came from! You can see them freaking out like ants whose scent trail has been ruined by perfume. Yes, that's another favourite pastime of mine... And by favourite I mean weird, now that I think of it. How do I even get friends?

Anyways, this post is going downhill. I can see now why people aren't attracted to me at all. I hope you had a good day and I'll see you guys tomorrow!