Expensive Three-Dimensional Harbour of Shells

We now live in an era that loves to keep its denizens up to date. Those who don't follow the constant evolution of technology were usually cast out from society, like how a kid would cry every single time he got back from school because he doesn't have an Xbox like his friends. And no, this is not coming from my past experiences...

Excuse me while I break down and listen to sad violin songs on the corner of my room.

Now, following the constant rapid change of what the society think is 'in', I have decided to indulge myself into the amazing epic motion picture The Avengers, proudly watched in 3D (in which, sadly for my wallet, paid $16.50 - and it was just for the ticket.) I watched the movie in a city called Shellharbour that is immeasurably far and hard to reach from where I live. By immeasurably far I mean 22.2kms. And by hard to reach I mean "There's a train station just next to the cinema why are you doing this to yourself what are you going to do with your future" kind of hard to reach.

As soon as my friends and I got into the cinema, we went our separate ways to our assigned tasks- I was sent into the deception filled world of snack registers. I was actually bamboozled by one of its workers to buy a mammoth-sized Coke. I kid you not, it was really a Bugs Bunny trying to deceive Elmer J. Fudd moment. One moment I clearly told her I didn't want any coke, that I just want a small popcorn and a bottle of water. Probably with a slight accent which any good cashier who I'm pretty sure serves tourists from Amuhrica almost every single day would understand. And then, three seconds later I'm paying $10 for something that I couldn't even drink half of. I mean, seriously? Is that the power of sales?!

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After that life-changing dealmeal I got I seriously couldn't stop and concentrate on the movie. My mind kept wandering off to the coke, wondering when, how, and if I should drink it. If I wasn't eating popcorn then it wouldn't be such a dilemma, but then you can't sit down in a theater for about two hours not eating any piece of popcorn, right? Right? Guys? Hello?

In summary The Avengers was good and epic. Shellharbour 3D Cinema wasn't, though their coke undeniably was.