Ohai.
....And I'm done. No, seriously, I don't have anything else to say. Which is probably quite weird due to the fact that I have been on hiatus for about, what, 3 months? Dear god, you guys must be thinking that I'm taking a pregnancy leave! Which is actually, quite useful, and a bit of a rollercoaster ride at that. You have sex, which is always good, not that I have engaged in one <foreveralone.jpeg> and after 9 months of people treating you like a queen you get to be paid while having a break from your job just to take care of your little snot.
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| "I get paid from my work just to take care of this...thing? Sweet!" - A Loving Mother |
I'm joking, I sounded like one of those anti-feminists (they are a douche! <suckup.jpeg>) but I'm not, really. It must be hard to raise a human being. Not to mention having an alien body inside of you for 9 months! Just make sure that it's not a Xenomorph!
But yes, aside from that little sidetrack, I will try my best to keep updating this lousy one of a kind blog periodically. And when I said one of a kind, I'm not joking. It is one of a kind. In a bad sense of way.
I hope that whoever you are, might you be a curious 13 year old lost in the web of the inter while looking for porn or might you be a 54 year old Russian mafia trying to clean slate evidences of a murder that your family committed, I pray that you all are in a content state of mind.
Ciao!
P.s.: I think I need to change that wallpaper in the background since I feel like I need a shower after seeing that.
